minority report.
Jan. 22nd, 2003 10:55 amBuffy things, the release of Chamber of Secrets, and this silly bit of Ferretness in the new mystery series I'm reading:
from An Embarrassment of Corpses by Alan Beechey
( Potential spoilers, the plotting of s7, and more bad metaphors than you can shake a stick at )
Chamber of Secrets is set to be released April 11, 2003 on DVD. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE!
from An Embarrassment of Corpses by Alan Beechey
And so the ferret survived...
Finsbury [the ferret] was acclaimed as the perfect tool for exposing the children of Britain to evil and immorality without making them want to try it. Every publication raved about the ferret's "refreshing honesty and realism," a phrase that occurred verbatim in seven reviews. (Only Animal Rights Now! dissented, noting yet another misrepresentation of a mammal that was affectionate and essentially harmless, once would be handlers had learned the simple pinch that would cause it to release body parts from its relentless bite.)
...in successive best-sellers, Finsbury had exposed the infants of England to the evils of alcohol, drugs, pornography, promiscuity, soccer hooliganism, smoking, and country and western music (an unpublished moment of self-indulgence by the author).
( Potential spoilers, the plotting of s7, and more bad metaphors than you can shake a stick at )
Chamber of Secrets is set to be released April 11, 2003 on DVD. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE!
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