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Dear Asshole in the Black SUV

Please fucking grow up.

It is not funny in the midst of a severe rainstorm, to purposely swerve next to the curbs, causing a tsunami to rain upon the pedestrians. You are exactly what's wrong with this society.

I hope your dick falls off.

*helpless giggling*

*wipes tear away from her eye*

I heart you and you and you and especially you, because you brought it to my attention.

and jess79 has really beautiful, flowing script. Thanks for the card!