wallow in the shallow pool. WALLOW.

[bluelovesorange]

"I am just BITTER and CYNICAL and I can't see REAL TRUE LOVE when it's having a convulsion on my sofa and beating its tiny little fists on my floor."

Jessica @ go fug yourself


::snorts milk through nose - tears of pain and laughter commence::

Amen, Jessica, AMEN. And dare I sneak a "right on!" in there, as well?

Also, I'm ready to check into Hotel Schadenfrude, because I really hope that Katie Holmes' character dies a horrible tragic death in Batman Begins, because I'm not looking forward to seeing her on the screen for more than five minutes. It's the prozac grin she's been sporting as of late - I just see her and I think...creepy. Also, Cillian Murphy and Christian Bale are in this film - I think we all know where the requisite hotness and pathos lies.

Hey....it's Hotel Schadenfrude. It's not meant to be nice.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith in twenty minutes.

Comments

[malisita.livejournal.com]

Hotel Schadenfrude! That's right! I knew I was missing a comment reply somewhere. LOL. But, yes, I, too, am in heavy Katie Holmes hate+denial. Christian and Cillian will, hopefully, carry me through the day.

[glambat.livejournal.com]

Yes, really. Thank you Katie Holmes for seemingly going off the deep end with Mr. Total Alien Insanity, and ruining any parts of Batman that feature you. Thank goodness for the men in the movie.

[jerushajen.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Cillian Murphy.

Although I just kinda feel sorry for the poor girl. I mean, thirty years from now, people will still be murmuring about when she "dated" crazy Tom Cruise, and that will be all we know about her.

p.s. Hotel Schadenfreude is the coolest phrase ever. I may have to add it to my interests list.

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

Oh Katie Holmes. How I loathe thee. (And have since Dawson's. Honest. It's a pet peeve I have when people like so-called pretty girls that have zero acting talent and annoying, crooked mouths.)

I was once excited about Batman. ...Then I saw the previews. ack. So I'm going for Cillian and Cillian alone. RAWK AWN, SKINNY DUDE!

[sparksandclocks.livejournal.com]

Heee. Thanks for the link, that's fantastic.

Even Katie Holmes isn't enough to stop me seeing Batman Begins, simply because Christopher Nolan (He Who Directed Memento) is the director. And because it's got Laurie Christian Bale as Batman. *is shallow*