My Big Fat JE Wedding? I think we may have a working fic title on our hands! Oh my god, so, Jin as Lindsay Lohan? Jin could conspire with NEWS to break them up and get a horde of Juniors to kidnap Yamapi and ship him to Promises rehab in Malibu to cure him of his sudden surge of impulsive behavior, and Tegoshi could attempt to change the direction of Maki's affections, except Tegoshi doesn't know how to talk to girls because the only real contact he's had with them is when NEWS cross-dresses.
Jin could come up with some weird militaristic text message code for disaster ("BASE TO JENNIFER ONE, BASE TO JENNIFER ONE: CAR SHRIMP HAS LANDED, I REPEAT, CAR SHRIMP HAS LANDED."), Oguri Shun could make a cameo as Shirota Yuu's hot boy-date, Tsubasa would complain about the lack of vegetarian options at the rehearsal dinner, MatsuJun would get upset about having to wear a black cummerbund, and OH GOD THEY WOULD ALL WANT TO COME ON THE HONEYMOON TOO. Because Jin wants to go surfing in Hawaii too!
Re: seriously, I think we are ready for My Big Fat JE Wedding
Date: 2007-06-02 01:35 am (UTC)Jin could come up with some weird militaristic text message code for disaster ("BASE TO JENNIFER ONE, BASE TO JENNIFER ONE: CAR SHRIMP HAS LANDED, I REPEAT, CAR SHRIMP HAS LANDED."), Oguri Shun could make a cameo as Shirota Yuu's hot boy-date, Tsubasa would complain about the lack of vegetarian options at the rehearsal dinner, MatsuJun would get upset about having to wear a black cummerbund, and OH GOD THEY WOULD ALL WANT TO COME ON THE HONEYMOON TOO. Because Jin wants to go surfing in Hawaii too!
I may be sort of kind of outlining this. Maybe.