here we are happy golden days
Dec. 25th, 2002 12:04 pmIn the past 48 hours, I have
1. drank one strawberry daiquri (sp?)
2. watched the extended LoTR: Fellowship of the Ring dvd and nearly upset hot chocolate all over myself at how pretty Elijah and Orlando are. And nearly snorted hot chocolate out of my nose at how funny Dominic and Billy are. Especially Dom with his impersonations of everyone.
3. Carried on a silent running commentary on my pal S' doublespeak in conversation: for example,
"I dated a couple of guys. No one serious."
We had mad passionate decadent sex in the back of his/their/its jaguar.
"I don't really like the rich."
I don't really like them as people, but as material things go, if I could just find a semi decent looking man who could keep me in the comfort that I am accustomed to, I might be more amenable to the entire idea of the Rich.
Mq eerily chimes in with, "You'd love being a Kept Man."
"I have a crush on this cute little girl in my ________ class. She's just so friendly - looking, I really want to get to know her."
You know what's cuter than straight boy on boy crushes? Gay boy crushes. Cos, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
"I've become more assertive this year."
I am not afraid to bitchslap any low plebian who gets in my way. And I do not flounce, bitch.
"I'm just taking things slower, more mellow. The drivers down in Southern California are insane, you know that? I'm actually scared for my life. But, no, no real relationships as of yet."
Absolute agreement on the drivers here. Why can't I find a good man? WHY? Join the other chunk of the female population, S. It's a dark secret that no one seems to have cracked.
to be fair, S was probably doing his own running commentary on me:
"Oh, I really like that in your hair, it's so cute."
Good God, woman. We've been out of high school for how long? You look like a deranged pixie. It's tinsel, for God's sake. Tinsel! With stars on it!
"It's so good to see you! Ohhhh...."
I've missed you and your funny little caustic comments about nothing. Thank God you didn't wear the tights. You could have called me, you bag.
"So, any relationship things in your midst?" S actually asked this of Mq.
There's no point in asking her. She'll be trapped in that house with that mother of hers. And she practically only knows flaming gay boys. My cute little fruit bat.
and when I do in fact reveal my stunning harem of rainbow pride, he just laughed.
Got it in one. And the world turns.
S then revealed that his dates have been all rich and in some way, connected to his father's side of the family, as in, they know each other through business or have closed deals with S's dad, and it was all very W and Suzie's pages and I just thought, You dated someone who was Scottish? I hate you.
choking envy, I tell you - S looked all lithe and golden and effervescent. And he was wearing this really expensive black jacket with a satchel. The man purse.
But oh. I love him.
4. Took a valiant hack at Angie's baked goods. They are so good and so rich, and I've been overdosing on the mint chocolates. *weeps*. Love, love love
saava.
5. listened to marathons of holiday music, as Nora and Angie both sent me The Best Christmas Album, ever, (TM). I'm really looking forward to the Leonard Cohen cds after all of it.
6. Read Deep Secret and The Time of the Ghost, by Diana Wynne Jones. I'm done w/ Time, am half way through Deep Secret. Oh my goodness.nomadvagabond, I don't think Rupert is so much flaming gay as he is one of those very effeminate and ambiguous 'cultured' types. He wouldn't be out of place in an Oscar Wilde novel, that is true. And possibly the cravat and the ruminations on how beautiful and comely some lads are doesn't help, but...
it is so screaming funny. For anyone who's ever heard of fantasy/sci fi conventions, or just endured one, the mini plot that takes place in Deep Secret....should be very enjoyable to read. And so obviously genius!
7. These santa socks are the goddamn best thing ever.
8. Mailed out late cards. Consider them new year greetings.
1. drank one strawberry daiquri (sp?)
2. watched the extended LoTR: Fellowship of the Ring dvd and nearly upset hot chocolate all over myself at how pretty Elijah and Orlando are. And nearly snorted hot chocolate out of my nose at how funny Dominic and Billy are. Especially Dom with his impersonations of everyone.
3. Carried on a silent running commentary on my pal S' doublespeak in conversation: for example,
"I dated a couple of guys. No one serious."
We had mad passionate decadent sex in the back of his/their/its jaguar.
"I don't really like the rich."
I don't really like them as people, but as material things go, if I could just find a semi decent looking man who could keep me in the comfort that I am accustomed to, I might be more amenable to the entire idea of the Rich.
Mq eerily chimes in with, "You'd love being a Kept Man."
"I have a crush on this cute little girl in my ________ class. She's just so friendly - looking, I really want to get to know her."
You know what's cuter than straight boy on boy crushes? Gay boy crushes. Cos, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
"I've become more assertive this year."
I am not afraid to bitchslap any low plebian who gets in my way. And I do not flounce, bitch.
"I'm just taking things slower, more mellow. The drivers down in Southern California are insane, you know that? I'm actually scared for my life. But, no, no real relationships as of yet."
Absolute agreement on the drivers here. Why can't I find a good man? WHY? Join the other chunk of the female population, S. It's a dark secret that no one seems to have cracked.
to be fair, S was probably doing his own running commentary on me:
"Oh, I really like that in your hair, it's so cute."
Good God, woman. We've been out of high school for how long? You look like a deranged pixie. It's tinsel, for God's sake. Tinsel! With stars on it!
"It's so good to see you! Ohhhh...."
I've missed you and your funny little caustic comments about nothing. Thank God you didn't wear the tights. You could have called me, you bag.
"So, any relationship things in your midst?" S actually asked this of Mq.
There's no point in asking her. She'll be trapped in that house with that mother of hers. And she practically only knows flaming gay boys. My cute little fruit bat.
and when I do in fact reveal my stunning harem of rainbow pride, he just laughed.
Got it in one. And the world turns.
S then revealed that his dates have been all rich and in some way, connected to his father's side of the family, as in, they know each other through business or have closed deals with S's dad, and it was all very W and Suzie's pages and I just thought, You dated someone who was Scottish? I hate you.
choking envy, I tell you - S looked all lithe and golden and effervescent. And he was wearing this really expensive black jacket with a satchel. The man purse.
But oh. I love him.
4. Took a valiant hack at Angie's baked goods. They are so good and so rich, and I've been overdosing on the mint chocolates. *weeps*. Love, love love
saava.5. listened to marathons of holiday music, as Nora and Angie both sent me The Best Christmas Album, ever, (TM). I'm really looking forward to the Leonard Cohen cds after all of it.
6. Read Deep Secret and The Time of the Ghost, by Diana Wynne Jones. I'm done w/ Time, am half way through Deep Secret. Oh my goodness.
nomadvagabond, I don't think Rupert is so much flaming gay as he is one of those very effeminate and ambiguous 'cultured' types. He wouldn't be out of place in an Oscar Wilde novel, that is true. And possibly the cravat and the ruminations on how beautiful and comely some lads are doesn't help, but...it is so screaming funny. For anyone who's ever heard of fantasy/sci fi conventions, or just endured one, the mini plot that takes place in Deep Secret....should be very enjoyable to read. And so obviously genius!
7. These santa socks are the goddamn best thing ever.
8. Mailed out late cards. Consider them new year greetings.
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