darling I'm lost

stolen from jerushajen

the three things MeMe

( sooner or later, it had to happen )

I've updated my flickr with some Ren Faire photos, but I'm not feeling well so I've skived off uploading the videos and such. Just take my word for it - ladies, just like bras, the right size corset changes the way you look and the word is supposed to be *support,* not 'scoop and lift onto shelf, overspilling into small rural towns and assaulting innocent passerby'. I know we all have stretch marks, but my level of intimacy with you has not progressed to the part where I want to see yours.

"You're a pirate!"

also, if you haven't already - please answer my weirdo question about what you would like to get in the mail from me -

I'm packing for the crash

go pet_duncan.