i want to believe in Drew Baylor, I do

but first off, OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST DISS THE NAME ELLEN.

And to have Jessica Biel play an Ellen? Cameron Crowe, what has an Ellen ever done to you?

I actually yelled, "Oh go fuck yourself, Kiki Dunst."

There were exactly 8 people in the theater, mind you.

I'm...puzzled about this movie. Whimsical, no.

And that is all you need to know.