oh, uncle neil

Neil Gaiman twittered about the Bad Sex in Fiction prize shortlist and reading over some of the entries (and some very familiar literary lion names) make me feel a little bit kinder toward terribly written bleach your eyes AVERT YOUR GAZE AND TELL NO ONE efforts in fan fiction (though some may argue actually this is like comparing apples to oranges - angry, know it all apples).

But not really. Because I'm awful that way. Seriously, some of these entries are HILARIOUS.

counterpoint: What about well written scenes of intimacy?