when I said 'interest,' I really meant 'ripe for MOCKING'

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Another go fug yourself moment sponsored by Kattun's latest PV.


[18:04] calledinvain: god it's like kattun are trying to do visual kei but aren't 100% committed to it.
[18:04] kitsune714: kame is.
[18:04] calledinvain: and again, junno looks like a hobbit or a serf that escaped from a fantasy movie I'M LOOKING AT YOU MATSUJUN.
[18:05] calledinvain: kame is playing dress up with his momma's makeup.
[18:05] kitsune714: i try to ignore junno
[18:05] kitsune714: and his momma's heels.
[18:05] kitsune714: and his momma's phallic microphone
[18:05] calledinvain: no, i'm talking full on visual kei with the weird lace bandages/scarves underneath eyes, asymmetrical hair cuts, platforms, eye patches, wings
[18:05] calledinvain: visual kei tends to be super accessorized.
[18:05] calledinvain: and a lot more eyeshadow.
[18:06] calledinvain: and lipstick.
[18:06] calledinvain: it's like kiss only not so much frat boy.
[18:06] calledinvain: kame is just....a lounge singer with a lip thing.
[18:06] kitsune714: it looks like he has an oral dystonia.
[18:06] calledinvain: and i don't even know what the hell jin is doing with that fur thing.
[18:06] calledinvain: or rather, I do know, and I am supressing it.
[18:07] kitsune714: i don't like the song very much
[18:07] calledinvain: yeah. and the song sucks.
[18:07] kitsune714: it sounds like their last 3 songs
[18:07] calledinvain: keep the faith was guiltily catchy.
[18:07] calledinvain: but see, stuff got lost behind Jin's ENORMOUS CHIA PET SWEATER.
[18:08] calledinvain: and much like that PV, I think only Nakamaru and Ueda escape fairly unscathed.
[18:08] kitsune714: that's ueda's element
[18:08] calledinvain: I mean, Ueda was born to be visual kei muse boy.
[18:08] kitsune714: he looks like a moose
[18:08] calledinvain: But a cute one.
[18:08] calledinvain: I like to think his name is Seymour.
[18:09] kitsune714: seymour BUTTS.
[18:09] calledinvain: And you're right about the phallic microphones and WTF with them glowing red intermittently?
[18:09] kitsune714: yeah.
[18:09] kitsune714: what ABOUT that.
[18:10] calledinvain: talk about your gratuitous fanservice/I've read bad yaoi and oh how funny, Kattun boys and their oral fixations and those weird pulsating microphones.
[18:10] calledinvain: I feel cheap when the innuendo is just lazy.
[18:10] kitsune714: and shameless.