oh yeah, that vampire movie.

[bluelovesorange]

[20:27] calledinvain: i wish twilight would go away.
[20:27] kitsune714: OH MY GOD.
[20:27] kitsune714: little girls.
[20:27] kitsune714: with the weird creepy vampire thing.
[20:27] calledinvain: not that i don't begrudge robert pattinson money enough to keep him in beer and hot pockets.
[20:27] kitsune714: yeah, i know.
[20:28] kitsune714: but...
[20:28] kitsune714: look.
[20:28] calledinvain: but ....i need this movie to go away.
[20:28] kitsune714: i'm not feeling the vampire thing.
[20:28] calledinvain: i can already feel the annoyance setting in. "you just hate it because it's popular."
[20:28] calledinvain: NO, I HATE IT BECAUSE IT SUCKS.
[20:28] calledinvain: HER PROSE IS AWFUL.
[20:28] calledinvain: SOME OF IT ACTIVELY OFFENDS ME.
[20:28] kitsune714: i hate that i have to actually explain what it is to people and why i hate it.
[20:29] kitsune714: don't make me rationalize my hate.
[20:29] calledinvain: and you know what? Maybe I like some bad things actively: see Koizora.
[20:30] calledinvain: And then again, maybe I hate some things because they are BAD. see: high waisted jeans, the CW bringing back 90s soap operas.
[20:30] kitsune714: i like koizora because it's awful.
[20:30] calledinvain: Edward Cullen is a joyless glitter drama queen of fail.
[20:31] calledinvain: And I hate that he's some mind-dashingly romantic hero.
[20:31] kitsune714: there's this thing somewhere, edward cullen's secret love letters to sarah palin
[20:31] calledinvain: and I hate that quite a large number of rational minded young women (and THEIR MOMS) think that this is so.
[20:31] kitsune714: oh god.
[20:31] kitsune714: so my attending's daughter?
[20:32] calledinvain: and of course the crazy people but you can't reason with crazy people (see: people who voted for Sarah Palin because she was their ONLY choice.)
[20:32] kitsune714: wants to go to a midnight show
[20:32] kitsune714: but it's on a thursday
[20:32] kitsune714: and they have school on friday
[20:32] kitsune714: and when she said twilight, i had this uncontrollable urge to groan
[20:32] kitsune714: so i did
[20:32] calledinvain: and I say to them, in my best Jon Stewart voice: fuck y'all.
[20:32] kitsune714: and then i had to explain WHY i was groaning
[20:32] calledinvain: it consumed almost all of the female staff at borders, when i worked there.
[20:33] kitsune714: i was like, "i'm groaning, BECAUSE IT SUCKS."
[20:33] calledinvain: it was like they were passing around crack on a spoon and clutching it to their chests and breathlessly going on' OH MY GOD HAVE YOU READ THIS?"
[20:33] kitsune714: IT'S NOT GOOD
[20:33] calledinvain: and I would say.. NO. AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
[20:33] calledinvain: my contrary nature acted up and threw salt and shrieked, GET BEHIND ME, DEMON.
[20:33] kitsune714: just say no!
[20:34] kitsune714: a ring of salt around you.

Comments

[cynicalism.livejournal.com]

...i love that it's like you guys are having two separate conversations, but magically it'll combine into one whole again. but i think i'm more amused that i've probably seen the same thing in real time at least twice.


...you kids and your hive mind.

[calledinvain.livejournal.com]

we have siamese tangents! They always get connected at one point or another.

how've you been? I miss you.

[cynicalism.livejournal.com]

you just never expect when (or where!)


i've been good. :) was thinking the same of you, though. ♥

that's good!

[calledinvain.livejournal.com]

so i went shopping at freshia market yesterday and i bought kyochon chicken AND OH MY GOD, clearly, the koreans have got the fried chicken market corner.

Also, my bagger looked like a cute halfie version of Tegoshi.

I will let you know if I see a Massu.

Re: that's good!

[cynicalism.livejournal.com]

you didn't know? how did you live before, saff?


mm, you keep an eye out for me. ;)

Re: that's good!

[calledinvain.livejournal.com]

well, I always knew there were bbq joints around that street, but I hadn't heard of kyochon chicken before - and by my workplace, there's a H mart and BBQ chicken -- I just assumed it was all bulgogi and buckwheat noodles and bimibap and such. I know, I'm so remiss.

I tried to find the drink you wrote down for me earlier, but I had no luck. I did get some sparkling green tea though. And Daniel Henney advertises for instant coffee! It made me laugh. Along with Kim tae hee (and her freakishly small head) advertising some kind of health drink.

Re: that's good!

[kitsune714.livejournal.com]

There was this awesome fried chicken chain I went to in Seoul called two two chicken, or something weirdly cute and nonsensical. It was a magic place where the chicken was FRIED TWICE. Once for deliciousness and the second time, presumably for luck.

[kitsune714.livejournal.com]

Like two swirling red strings of fate (kind of like the "Last Friends" opening credits), man.

[callherblondie.livejournal.com]

LOL, I love how that completely made sense to me!

[callherblondie.livejournal.com]

glynnis and I had a similar discussion tonight over dinner about how 'Twilight' JUST SUCKS OK?! It boggles our minds that we have to explain this to people. Sure different tastes and all, but some things are just so legitimately awful, not so bad it's good, just out-and-out horrible that they transcend the differing tastes argument.

Just another piece of proof that the world is going mad.

[tinyangl.livejournal.com]

ohmygod. I know what you mean. I am still HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK, but it is the most annoying thing ever. especially the damn narrative. i just. oh god. So annoying. T I can't believe i have to go see the MOVIE when i hate it so much. T.T