destiny is just another word for sucker
Jul. 14th, 2009 05:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bluelovesorangeor why must I be a teenage vampire in love?
I wasn't going to do it but then my life has been....in a word, REALLY CRAPPY as of late (and mostly due to how much I hate my job and my boss) and you know what makes a terrible day go by? Watching a terrible teen drama!
I think Rosa Kato is cute, but her teacher in this is giving me the twitchy eye mostly because she's ....this side of cheerful dim that it's kind of eye-roll inducing.
And Hoodie. EVER HEARD OF ANTI-DEPRESSANTS. You keep on sitting on railings and that's why goodhearted teachers think you're going to off yourself repeatedly.
and NANAMI. OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY, HE'S MEAN TO YOU, DON'T FALL FOR HIS BROODY DARK GOOD LOOKS.
Plus he's always playing with his teeth. Not that I suggest you bring him home to your mama or anything, but HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT.
oh, Nanami - er, Kaori. I should really stick to the drama names. Okay, from now on - Nanami is Kaori, and Hoodie is Ruka, or Hoodie, or Lestat, Jr. I need something punchier though - so I'll keep on working on that.
Kaori! he's stalking you! DON'T GIVE IN. DON'T BE THE BELLA TO HIS EDWARD. I know, I know, you're in the library and if Koizora has taught us anything, it means casual sex on the tables by the stacks, but you ARE SMARTER THAN MIKA.
PLEASE. BE SMARTER THAN MIKA.
....DID HE JUST GIVE HER BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA? "Here! Guess why I've been such an enormous jackhole to you! And it's not because I'm a teenage boy with roiling hormones!"
I know the quality of this streaming vid is not good, but...isn't he standing in streaming sunlight now? WHERE IS HIS STOLEN RED UMBRELLA OF FATED LOVE? Is it just selective sunlight he's not comfortable with? For example, the sunlight in the homeroom is VERY VERY DANGER, but the sunlight in the library when he's stalking-er, wooing-denying his TEACHER LUSTER FEELINGS- is that a better class of sunlight? WHAT.
OOhhh, Vulcan nerve pinch. Oh I'm sorry, I was distracted by the wildly inappropriate yearning piano music cue in the background.
Damn, dramatic tension has been spoiled by Kaori's geek in shining white uniform shirt.
Ruka hates school choir.
Some stuff happened in the Gyoza Shop of Normality, blah blah, full moon, Ruka's feeling around in his mouth, Creepy Old Vamp is slinking around with his snack bar of the moment in his bed, naked, as per usual.
segue to Kaori's bedroom, and she's asleep....
WITH OMINOUS CURTAINS BILLOWING IN THE STILL NIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, CHILDREN.
HOODIE APPEARS FROM THE SHADOWS.
well, from the curtains, but it sounds more impressive the other way.
A creepy, skinny fey boy in a hoodie is standing over your bed, Kaori. WHAT DO YOU DO.
god, this music is killing me.
KILLING ME WITH ITS SELF IMPORTANCE.
AHA. dreamfakeout.
Aw, Kaori. Don't tell Ruka you had a weird NOT AT ALL SEXUAL METAPHOR DREAM ABOUT HIM.
Oh yes, it's the return of the PRINTED CROSS.
I'm starting to think that maybe Ruka needs a taser for Creepy Old Vampire dude - because WAY TO BE MOLESTED ON THE STREET.
Ha, how does it feel to be stalked, Hoodie? YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOUR HOMEROOM TEACHER, SHE'S EVERYWHERE.
...Ruka, girls don't like it when you look like you're going to violently expel the contents of your stomach everytime they come near you. It makes me wonder if all the fang erupting is WORTH IT.
I wasn't going to do it but then my life has been....in a word, REALLY CRAPPY as of late (and mostly due to how much I hate my job and my boss) and you know what makes a terrible day go by? Watching a terrible teen drama!
I think Rosa Kato is cute, but her teacher in this is giving me the twitchy eye mostly because she's ....this side of cheerful dim that it's kind of eye-roll inducing.
And Hoodie. EVER HEARD OF ANTI-DEPRESSANTS. You keep on sitting on railings and that's why goodhearted teachers think you're going to off yourself repeatedly.
and NANAMI. OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY, HE'S MEAN TO YOU, DON'T FALL FOR HIS BROODY DARK GOOD LOOKS.
Plus he's always playing with his teeth. Not that I suggest you bring him home to your mama or anything, but HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT.
oh, Nanami - er, Kaori. I should really stick to the drama names. Okay, from now on - Nanami is Kaori, and Hoodie is Ruka, or Hoodie, or Lestat, Jr. I need something punchier though - so I'll keep on working on that.
Kaori! he's stalking you! DON'T GIVE IN. DON'T BE THE BELLA TO HIS EDWARD. I know, I know, you're in the library and if Koizora has taught us anything, it means casual sex on the tables by the stacks, but you ARE SMARTER THAN MIKA.
PLEASE. BE SMARTER THAN MIKA.
....DID HE JUST GIVE HER BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA? "Here! Guess why I've been such an enormous jackhole to you! And it's not because I'm a teenage boy with roiling hormones!"
I know the quality of this streaming vid is not good, but...isn't he standing in streaming sunlight now? WHERE IS HIS STOLEN RED UMBRELLA OF FATED LOVE? Is it just selective sunlight he's not comfortable with? For example, the sunlight in the homeroom is VERY VERY DANGER, but the sunlight in the library when he's stalking-er, wooing-denying his TEACHER LUSTER FEELINGS- is that a better class of sunlight? WHAT.
OOhhh, Vulcan nerve pinch. Oh I'm sorry, I was distracted by the wildly inappropriate yearning piano music cue in the background.
Damn, dramatic tension has been spoiled by Kaori's geek in shining white uniform shirt.
Ruka hates school choir.
Some stuff happened in the Gyoza Shop of Normality, blah blah, full moon, Ruka's feeling around in his mouth, Creepy Old Vamp is slinking around with his snack bar of the moment in his bed, naked, as per usual.
segue to Kaori's bedroom, and she's asleep....
WITH OMINOUS CURTAINS BILLOWING IN THE STILL NIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, CHILDREN.
HOODIE APPEARS FROM THE SHADOWS.
well, from the curtains, but it sounds more impressive the other way.
A creepy, skinny fey boy in a hoodie is standing over your bed, Kaori. WHAT DO YOU DO.
god, this music is killing me.
KILLING ME WITH ITS SELF IMPORTANCE.
AHA. dreamfakeout.
Aw, Kaori. Don't tell Ruka you had a weird NOT AT ALL SEXUAL METAPHOR DREAM ABOUT HIM.
Oh yes, it's the return of the PRINTED CROSS.
I'm starting to think that maybe Ruka needs a taser for Creepy Old Vampire dude - because WAY TO BE MOLESTED ON THE STREET.
Ha, how does it feel to be stalked, Hoodie? YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOUR HOMEROOM TEACHER, SHE'S EVERYWHERE.
...Ruka, girls don't like it when you look like you're going to violently expel the contents of your stomach everytime they come near you. It makes me wonder if all the fang erupting is WORTH IT.
