*wheezing*

I got off the phone with kitsune714 a little while ago.

Somewhere, a puppy's ears just perked up and the fur on a kitten's tail stood up.

Giant robots have announced the beginning of the apocalypse.

FYI

The rodent is also seen as a "flower of romance" which means the year will
stimulate romance, but also sex scandals.

c + p from yahoo.com's coverage of the Chinese Lunar Year Predictions.

An early Happy Chinese New Year (Xin nian kuai le) to everyone. And try to
avoid those flowers of romance with the long stamens.

10 things I find sexier than Yamapi's an-an 'photoshoot'

A totally tongue-in-cheek-so-hard-it's-sticking-out-of-my-mouth list of ten things I find sexier than Yamashita Tomohisa's recent spread (and how now everytime I refer to it even in the most innocent of words, I hear 70s porn music in my head.) in An-An. Also, I could have gone for more than 10 things, but I wanted to be concise.

I'm not sure I want your sexy back.
( Hi, I'm aggressively hetero, and see this bountiful example of foreign womanhood straddled across me? I am a virile young stallion and this PROVES it. )