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bluelovesorangeA totally tongue-in-cheek-so-hard-it's-sticking-out-of-my-mouth list of ten things I find sexier than Yamashita Tomohisa's recent spread (and how now everytime I refer to it even in the most innocent of words, I hear 70s porn music in my head.) in An-An. Also, I could have gone for more than 10 things, but I wanted to be concise.
I'm not sure I want your sexy back.
pictures are from the net and the matsujun daily and shirota yuu communities on LJ
Not really numbered except for the first three.
Takeshi Kaneshiro aka, my first Asian drama idol crush/boyfriend and STILL #1, BABY.
1.
2.
3. Takeshi Kaneshiro on SMAP Bistro. Seriously, he is such a beautiful man.
4. James Mcavoy & Keira Knightley in Entertainment Weekly
5. James McAvoy's accent
6. This devil's food cake. Seriously, I want to go off with it in a corner and just whisper sweet nothings over it and THEN DEVOUR IT WHOLE LIKE A WANTON WOMAN.
7.
Maki Horikita has this trick of appearing less clothed than she actually is and it's ALL IN HER EYES. I'm well aware that she's a girl, and I'm a girl, and I say Maki is sexier than Yamapi, and I don't care who knows it.
8.
For that matter, so is Meisa Kuroki. I LIKE NICE BOYS TOO, MEISA. They're also nice with ketchup.
9.
Now I know this shop photo is probably all airbrushed to hell, but it's Evil-sama, and in my favorite phase of his hair, where it's all spiky and unruly and he is wearing I wanna be a rocker and rock out black (AND RED) nailpolish and I have this scenario in my head wherein Evil-sama and I go out on a date, and it consists of us holding flowers in one hand and the other one's hand in the other, and going around and making fun of people. AND IT IS THE BEST DATE EVER. Making out would be optional, but I'd just be so HAPPY being with him, that doesn't even need to happen. So yeah. Matsujun and his nailpolish are sexier than Yamapi.
10.
If Takeshi is my #1 boyfriend, and Evil-sama is well, my Evil-sama, Shun is #2.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
From his first photobook, Shirota Yuu.
Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and Conan O Brien SmackDown.
I have to confess. There are few things hotter than a group of middle aged, pasty white (and bright!) talk show hosts tussling with another physically and verbally, and throwing each other down flights of stairs. I especially like the brick montage.
I'm not sure I want your sexy back.
pictures are from the net and the matsujun daily and shirota yuu communities on LJ
Not really numbered except for the first three.
Takeshi Kaneshiro aka, my first Asian drama idol crush/boyfriend and STILL #1, BABY.
1.
2.
3. Takeshi Kaneshiro on SMAP Bistro. Seriously, he is such a beautiful man.
4. James Mcavoy & Keira Knightley in Entertainment Weekly
5. James McAvoy's accent
6. This devil's food cake. Seriously, I want to go off with it in a corner and just whisper sweet nothings over it and THEN DEVOUR IT WHOLE LIKE A WANTON WOMAN.
7.
Maki Horikita has this trick of appearing less clothed than she actually is and it's ALL IN HER EYES. I'm well aware that she's a girl, and I'm a girl, and I say Maki is sexier than Yamapi, and I don't care who knows it.
8.
For that matter, so is Meisa Kuroki. I LIKE NICE BOYS TOO, MEISA. They're also nice with ketchup.
9.
Now I know this shop photo is probably all airbrushed to hell, but it's Evil-sama, and in my favorite phase of his hair, where it's all spiky and unruly and he is wearing I wanna be a rocker and rock out black (AND RED) nailpolish and I have this scenario in my head wherein Evil-sama and I go out on a date, and it consists of us holding flowers in one hand and the other one's hand in the other, and going around and making fun of people. AND IT IS THE BEST DATE EVER. Making out would be optional, but I'd just be so HAPPY being with him, that doesn't even need to happen. So yeah. Matsujun and his nailpolish are sexier than Yamapi.
10.
If Takeshi is my #1 boyfriend, and Evil-sama is well, my Evil-sama, Shun is #2.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
From his first photobook, Shirota Yuu.
Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart and Conan O Brien SmackDown.
I have to confess. There are few things hotter than a group of middle aged, pasty white (and bright!) talk show hosts tussling with another physically and verbally, and throwing each other down flights of stairs. I especially like the brick montage.
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Date: 2008-02-07 04:47 am (UTC)it makes me laugh like a drunk college student.
Date: 2008-02-07 05:01 am (UTC)I find most of the an-an celebrity shoots to be quite cheesy lame, honestly. Because they use the same schtick every shoot.